About legal matters

I cannot stand that I am part of a herd of animals where this is necessary. Epur, si muove... You acknowledge and accept all of the following. The purpose of this page is to quickly describe the existence of a possible boating option in order to sell it. There's no contract here. This was created by a severely imperfect human using a standard infinitely less rigorous than the most ridiculous invention ever seen on Gilligan's Island.  Your default expectation should be everything you see is wrong and dangerous and unhealthy. Literally ZERO promises are being made/offered here. Anything you decide to do with me will result in heartache, disappointment and acne and that will be 100% on you. Nothing here on this site is even one iota more serious than a facebook post so don't assume you're looking at something more than that.